As the swallows return to San Juan Capistrano,
and the buzzards return to Hinkley, local computer pundits (including yours truly ) return
to Chicagos biggest computer trade show, Spring COMDEX 2000, the main difference
being the presence of mass quantities of real avian excrement at the first two locations
versus the virtual bovine excrement found at the third.My first view of the exhibit
floor was from the balcony along the west wall where Mayor Daleys press conference
(covered in last months column) had just ended. My first impression was one of
amazement as I realized the LinuxWorld booths covered a HUGE chunk of the floor space.
As I watched the initial inrush of the crowd at opening time, I realized that I could
easily define the Linux area even without all of the signs. One side of the show floor was
obviously the "suited" side and the other was the "scruffy" side,
based on my observation of the attendees. After a while, there was some mixing, but the
overall trend remained. The Linux half of the show had the distinct feel of the early
microcomputer shows, and even, though I am loathe to admit to being old enough to have
attended, some not quite so early minicomputer shows. It was definitely running about an
8.5 on the Face-Fur scale, at least for the male attendees.
As I wandered the aisles, I was impressed with the enthusiasm of the Linux crowd, some
of it distinctly anti-Microsoft, but mostly pro-Linux. I was also embarrassed to be
corrected in my pronunciation of the operating system. The "i" in Linux is
supposed to be short, not long. Oops! I hope they wont take away my computer geek ID
card.
Another example of the mood of the group was the evidence of exhibits that were
throwbacks to a bygone era. A big penguin drifted about. I mean really big - something in
the 5'8" to 5'10" range. While I did wonder about the health of the occupant of
the penguin suit (Heat stroke anyone?), I must admit that I got caught up in the spirit
and had my picture taken hugging this big fuzzy mascot of Linux. Too bad my picture
wasnt ready by the time I left. I later saw the empty costume standing up (about
three-quarters of the way) in a corner and wondered whether it stood up due some inherent
design factor or due to the collective will of some perspiration-induced colony of
bacteria.
Later, I encountered a devil mascot. Ironically, the devil suit looked a lot cooler
than the penguin suit. One disappointing throwback (in the negative sense of the term) was
that the devil was accompanied by a pair of scantily-clad devilettes (for lack of a better
term), passing out devil horns. (Ill decline the opportunity to use the obvious
pun.) Im sure that the many female management, sales, and technical professionals
both exhibiting at and attending the show did not appreciate their presence. I guess
its two steps forward and one giant step back for their business images.
Separate from all of this silliness, I was also impressed by a number of exhibits
inhabited by vendor representatives who had serious answers to serious questions about how
to use Linux in a business environment. They offered software and hardware solutions that
specifically addressed the business concerns that I presented.
The software solutions involved the use of Linux as a server operating system, as an
independent desktop operating system, and as the desktop base for running Windows
emulators. The hardware solutions included bundled Linux solutions for servers, desktop
systems, and various network appliances. Network appliances are specialized "black
boxes" made to do one specific task normally done by a full-featured server. The most
common examples exhibited in this category were routers.
I was already a fan of Linux-kernel-based network appliances, as evidenced by my recent
favorable article on a pseudo CD tower, but, prior to this show, I didnt have a lot
of interest in the other Linux solutions. The serious portion of LinuxWorld has opened my
mind up to the possibilities of Linux. Im not a true convert, but I am noticeably
less of a skeptic than I was. Perhaps the "congregations" enthusiasm was
contagious.
Do not underestimate the importance of the collective enthusiasm of this coiffure- and
couture-impaired Linux crowd. This same force of nature conquered overcame the inertia of
the corporate computing world to bring PCs and LANs to their current prominence. Bill
Gates, be afraid!